How to roll up into school looking fly:
1. Fall out of bed 10 minutes late. Literally fall.
2. Brush your teeth or if you don't have time just chew on some mint gum.
3. Throw on an oversized sweatshirt from the 80s and some leggings that may or may not be clean. It depends on the day.
4. Don't brush your hair.
5. Do, like, half your makeup but then realize it's time to leave so abandon the whole ordeal.
6. Don't eat breakfast
7. Get in the car without a jacket even though it's 20 degrees outside.
8. Walk through the arctic tundra that is the walkway to Henry Clay High School sorely wishing you either had a jacket or were dead.
and that's how you look fly at school!!!
that's why you look so "fly" all the time
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