Sunday, April 12, 2015

Fictional Character, Fictional Life- Andrew Collins

If I could be any fictional character, I would be Bender Bending Rodriguez from Futurama. In case you aren't familiar with the world's greatest robot, Bender is the cigar-smoking, crime committing, alcohol dependent co-star of Futurama. (Although if you ask him, he's definitely the star of the show.) His main goal is to make sure everyone knows that "Bender is Great". His catchphrase is "Bite my shiny metal a**", which he will use with anyone who disagrees with his greatness. Being Bender would be fun because Bender can get away with everything. He once convinced a King to switch bodies with him! Bender is fearless in his quest to remind everyone of his greatness, even if it means he has to go sober for a while. Also being able to bend solid steel would be nice.

Some may think that at times they don't like Bender, but then they remember that Bender is the Greatest.

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