My survival plan in case there is a zombie outbreak:
1. The CDC has declared a zombie outbreak; commence panicking.
2. Pop culture doesn't only detail one type of zombie, so it is necessary to determine what type of zombie that I'll have to face. There are two main categories of zombies:
-1.The walking dead type: very slow, very flesh hungry; have little more intelligence than basic human instinct, can only hunt effectively in large groups.
-2. The zombie-survival-video-game type: extremely quick, highly sensitive to movements/sounds of their prey, very deadly even when alone.
3. Do a little bit of searching (preferably through news outlets or other internet sources, but it may be necessary to do myself) to find out what type of zombies I'm facing.
4. If it is the first type of zombie, don't worry too much: according to mythbusters, they can only overwhelm me while running if they are packed together extremely densely. As long as I avoid major population centers, I should be alright. Try and find food at a grocery store or the like, cars would be a very viable source of transportation in this type of zombie apocalypse.
5. If it is the second type of zombie, raise the white flag. They are pretty much unstoppable, and the only good defense is to lock yourself in your house, and you will eventually run out of food.
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