Tuesday, November 4, 2014

BOO - Anthony Tamasi

 The Center of Disease Control has made an announcement of a zombie-esque virus spreading throughout the nation. The apocalypse is here.
 Step 1: Get to the grocery store! Stuff your car full of food. Lexington is not a huge, densely populated area, so we can set up shop in our home to defend against the end of the world. 
 Step 2: Gather the troops. Call your friends that are most suited for survival. Your best friend may not be the best person to call when your life is dependent on the group's collective skills. Survival of the fittest will apply here. Try to avoid friends that are noticeably overweight, unless they will be used as bait. 
 Step 3: Pray. Hopefully these zombies are similar to those in the Walking Dead, being very slow and only posing a real threat when in large groups. If they're similar to the zombies off of video games or I Am Legend, you might as well pack it in and give everyone a high five for trying, as any survival effort will be futile.

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