Zombies have attacked. My survival plan:
First of all I would hit up the nearest grocery store and just take anything and everything that could fit into my survival backpack (aka trippy kit). And since everything will be mayhem anyway I will probably hit up some boutiques and steal all of their clothes on the off chance that my survival plan actually works. So after I get food/ water I would get on my trusty steed (my car named Rafael) and just drive to the middle of nowhere. I would then work on digging a hole and building a special room under a field. If that succeeded I would just camp out down there until the apocalypse was over. However, because that is a very illogical plan I would probably get all the food I could and then go find some weapons and try to stick with a large group of people and actually fight the zombies. Once the large group finishes fighting and several are dead I would sneak off and spend the rest of my time on my own fighting for my life. I would try to hide in basements and sewers and dark alleys. But let's be real here, if zombies invade Earth nobody is going to live. So I would honestly just go eat so many doughnuts that I die of a heart attack because that seems better than getting killed by a zombie.
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