It’s the zombie apocalypse, and I thoroughly regret not keeping up with The Walking Dead or any other similar shows. But now is not the time to binge-watch on Netflix; I need to prepare. My first order of business is forming a group consisting of those I consider most trustworthy and capable. Unfortunately, we won’t ward off any zombies with our numbers alone - we need supplies. Has the zombie infection spread through our location yet, or is it just coming that way? If I am fortunate enough to not yet be accompanied by the undead, I will venture with my group to the nearby Kroger and collect as many nonperishables and materials as our arms will carry.
However, we don’t have any protection and are surrounded by people. We need to scout out a place of residence. Best case scenario, we could fly out to a deserted island (unless zombies learn to swim, there would be almost no chance of attack) and wait for the panic to die down. But since most people don’t just happen to own a plane or ship, it would be more reasonable for us to set up camp a bit out in the country, away from crowded streets and neighborhoods but not far from civilization. And then we wait. Uh... wait. I forgot weapons. Well. Hopefully we never have a zombie apocalypse, because I'm screwed.
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