Brave little stereo - Julia Wilson

I am a stereo. I have 2 large speakers, an aux plug, and a 3 Disk CD player. I have a terrible life. Mostly because I have a really bad headache all the time. This shrew, Julia, plays music through me CONSTANTLY. And really loudly too. It's not even good music either. The Tarzan Soundtrack, "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" by Whitney Houston, ***Flawless Remix, Bohemian Rhapsody. Trash. I mean, she doesn't think it's trash, but it's so not up my alley. I like Bob Marley. Mellow. Something that doesn't vibrate. Often times I'll unplug the aux cord when she's not looking so the music will stop. I also like to talk to my friend, the router, and tell him to stop working. He has my back almost every day. No internet means no Spotify and I can actually chill out for a few minutes. I can't wait till she moves out I hate her.