The scariest thing in the world are birds. They are demonic. They are incredibly unpredictable with those wings and their goal is to terrorize the human world they live in. When I was 4, I went on a picnic with my mother. I had just bought a "Lunchable" from the grocery store and was very excited to spend the day at the park having a picnic. There I was, casually munching on my food, when a duck comes and steals my cheese out of my hand. When I ran, he followed, pecking at my little 4 year old heels. Even after I had dropped the cheese to where he could eat it, he continued to chase me around the park.
Birds are demonic.
When I was 8, I almost got eaten by a pelican. I was fishing on the pier when he waddled across the posts and wrapped his large beak around my head. I will never recover from an experience like that.
I assure you I have had many more terrifying encounters with birds, but I assume these are enough to get my point across.
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